What is your wine rating system?

1. Drain Pour: Oh no, this wine is not your friend. It's a real sourpuss, with flavors that make your taste buds cringe. Pour it down the drain and move on to something better.

2. Meh: This wine is like a "meh" in a glass. It's not bad, but it's not great either. You might drink it if it's the only thing available, but you wouldn't go out of your way to buy it.

3. Solid Sipper: This wine is a solid sipper. It's easy to drink and doesn't have any major flaws, but it's not going to blow your socks off either. A good choice for a casual get-together.

4. Winning Wine: This wine is a winner! It has great flavor, complexity, and balance. It's likely to leave a lasting impression and may even make you feel like a bit of a wine connoisseur.

5. Holy Grail: This wine is the holy grail of wines. It's exceptional in every way and will make you feel like you've hit the jackpot. You might even start speaking in tongues after taking a sip. This is the stuff that dreams are made of.